If you don’t think space is the tightest shiz then you’re wrong
Women want to date a man who TAKES CONTROL. Who’s a natural born LEADER. Who will PARACHUTE INTO ENEMY TERRITORY. A man who has PUNCHED OUT HITLER OVER 200 TIMES.
Women want to date STEVE ROGERS.
sext: do you wanna listen to 467 songs by The Mountain Goats with me in one sitting
sext: why stop there
imagine your icon being your new roommate.
Javert at the barricade more like